Top 5 Things Sporty Boa Dislikes/Fears

Hey everyone, let’s take a moment to celebrate… Top five Fridays will live another week! Oh and I recently reached 20 followers on my blog so, whatever. JK guys, you’re one of the main reasons why I love doing what I do, and I deeply appreciate all you do, from commenting, to liking my posts ect. *sniff* It really means a lot.

So what’s the theme for today’s countdown?… Things I hate!

This branches of from my #Popsona, (Which I made a post on in da past: Sporty Boa’s Popsona) in which I stated part of SB’s mysterious past, his favorite things, and things he… Didn’t like so much. So on this fine day, I’ll highlight Sir Sporty’s Top 5 dislikes and fears!

 

HONORABLE MENTION: HATERS

To put it lightly, I HATE haters. I mean, why do they even have to exist?? *Sigh*

 

NUMBER 5: MAYO

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NUMBER 4: PUPPETS (more specifically, the PUPPET MAN.)

It all started as a normal, puppet-ess trip to Monster Carnival Island, I was volunteering by helping Edgar and the carnies set up for the big night. It was all good until… Well, the big night:

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Well THAT happened. The carnies are suddenly transformed into a bunch of “scary” Monsters and takeover the entire carnival…

Puppetman

Wait… What?

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Holy snap, What is THAT?! Hope I don’t run into him anytime soon…

So walking through the now nightmarish Monster Carnival, I notice that there’s no sign of the puppet man… *Dabs* …But later on in your quest to find an antidote, you must locate and grab a box of black light bulbs, Where’s the box hiding you ask? Da haunted house. Who’s waiting for you there? The. Freaking. Terrifying. PUPPET MAN.

 

 

NUMBER 3: NOKKEN

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If you should know absolutely anything about me, it’s that I love animals. However, the Nokken is not an exception… *Shudders*

 

 

NUMBER 2:  GHOSTS

I don’t even need a picture. (Partially because I don’t want to scare myself. ) I know some of you have that certain monster you’re afraid of, whether it be clowns, mummies, zombies, the Jersey Devil or something else, but for ya boi, it’s ghosts. Fun fact about me IRL, I’m not a fan of haunted spirits, Why? Because they’re actually REAL. Ever been to Ghost Story Island? I have, and now I keep my ghost hunting gear as close to me as my boa staff. (What could I possible dislike more than ghosts? Check it out below!)

 

 

 

 

NUMBER 1: MYRON V. BUREN

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(*Holds himself back from punching the screen*) Man, I hate this man! If Sporty Boa had an ultimate archenemies, It would be M.V.B. Forget about him trying to hunt you down, think of all the rare creatures he’s already hunted…

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Just to name a few: Pandas, Lions, Tigers, Wolves, Foxes, Leopards, Moose, and a freaking Narwal for heck sake!! Thumbs down for this loser and his family of hunters too.

 

*Stretches* Well, hope you enjoyed this list of my Top 5 Things SB Dislikes and Fears! I’ll see ya later, this Boa’s gotta bounce!

 

 

 

 

 

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Memory Lane Mondays #4: The First

Hi, hello, greetings, good day, SB finally made a post today! (Intentional rhyme totally worth it, no regrets!…. *Cringes in corner*) Yup, it’s Sporty Boa here, with a series thought to be forgotten: Memory Lane Mondays!! Why was it postponed you ask? Because I- The thing is… *Sighs and scratches back of head* I was l-lazzz… E. Yeah, laz- e. Anyways, let’s do this!

 

Alright, so on the last chapter of MLM: Memory Lane Mondays #3: The Lab I talked about the place where I witnessed my first ever glimpse of Poptropica: A lab.

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No, not that kind of lab! A computer lab! Computer- Lab! (Sporty Boa: Woah calm down Narrator, I’m not paying you to criticize my blogging mistakes!) Anyway, Sporty’s awkwardly shy, third grade- self couldn’t bring himself to ask one of the “cool kids” the name of that fascinating computer game they were playing, so he was left in the blue by the time he arrived back to his mommy’s classroom afterschool. What a wimp!

(SB: Ok that’s it, you’re out narrator guy!

Narrator: Out? What do you mean?

SB: I mean, out! You have been fired.

N: Ah, very well… *mumbles* I didn’t want to work for this blog anyways…

SB: *Crosses arms* Why did I hire a narrator in the first place? Wait, why are you still here??

N: *Sticks out hand* My pay. 20 credits.

SB: *places five creds in hand* Here, now out!

N: Whatever… )

 

Heh, where were we? Of course! That day or sometime later, after school I had rushed into my mom’s classroom, drop my backpack to the floor and made for a pair desktops located the corner of the room. I couldn’t stop thinking of that game… Which was why I was so astonished to see someone playing it right there in front of me! It was my older sister, who was in fifth grade at the time, She was the first. The first on in our family to ever play Poptropica! My mind accelerated as I pulled up a seat next to her and watched, I think my sister was playing Shark Tooth island… I also think I was asking a lot of questions, and I think- I mean, I knew I just had to play it for myself!

 

Thanks for reading Chapter 4 of Memory Lane Mondays! I’d like to give a shoutout to my sister who sadly doesn’t play Poptropica anymore, but still has her account from way- back when! ( I managed to find her old poptropican in the avatar studio here! ) Btw, she’s awesome! Speaking of which, so is my new header and logo! (I made it myself :P) Comment down below if you like the new look! Anywho, I hope you all have and awesome week, and I’ll catch you later, Boa out!

 

Lemme do Lucky Wing’s List Thing real Quick..

Hey guys, It’s the Boa here with a special post about another post… Yeah I’ll explain. So fellow Pop blogger and friend of mine Lucky Wing, posted on her blog a post with basically a bunch of questions about Poptropica. Most of those Qs were pretty interesting, and I think yaboi SB got some answers!… I said I think. Here we go!

( If you want to check out LW’s awesome blog post, click here! )

 

Q: What is Director D’s real name!? Is this bugging anyone else here?

A: It is bugging me!! But I believe Director D’s real name is Derek… I mean, It should be.

 

Q: What color is Dr. Hare’s hair? Bunny or otherwise?

A: I might know the answer, and have scary evidence to back it up!

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Now this could obviously be fake, (Dude doesn’t have da teeth!) but it was in the official Poptropica photo booth so… I’m going to leave this up to you guys. (that can’t be the Doc, right?!)

 

Q: Why do we even have Survival Island? It’s freaking creepy! This a freaking kid’s game!

A: So kids can learn how to build a fire and be taught real life survival skills! Oh, and to stay away from bears, helicopters, creepy mansions, scary dogs, old butlers, and scary, creepy, old psychopaths!

 

Q: Do you think Ringmaster Raven ever snapped out of his trance? 

A: Do you think the townspeople ever showed mercy on him?

 

Q: Cows. Why are they evil? (It’s back peeps!) 

A: You know, I should find out! *Gathers scientific equipment and straw hat* “I’m living on a pasture for the next six weeks!”

 

Q: Do the inhabitants of the islands notice the ads? 

A: I would think so, I mean how else would Poptropica get their credits?

 

Q: What’s up with the knights? Why didn’t they do more? They’re supposed to be the King’s elite for cat’s sake! 

A: They’re wimps I tell you, WIMPS!!

 

Q: You know those Poptropicans with wings? Like mine for instance, my angel wings? Why don’t they ever fly anywhere?!

A: Cause logic.

 

Q: We really ought to have that IRL Popcon. It would be so much fun!

A: IKR!?!?

 

Q: I think Mews had heard of you. Is that weird? He seems to know you can handle this sorta thing.

A: That’s why Mews is awesome!!

 

Well that’s all the replies I’ve got so far, have an epic weekend, Boa out!

 

 

 

 

Top 8 Coolest Tribe Common Rooms!!

Ayyo, what’s going on guy- Wait wha- what’s been going on with me?? Why haven’t I posted any content in a while, you ask? *leans back in rocking chair* Well…. I’ll save that for another post later on, for now, it’s countdown time!

I know some of you may be a bit confused about the theme, because when you voted last time it said: Top 10 Poptropica Common Rooms. I figured it’d be more interesting and less time- consuming if I ranked all the Tribe CRs instead, since in my opinion, they’re more creative and interactive than the normal Pop Common rooms. (Type in the comments if you agree or disagree with me) Speaking of my opinion, this entire list of my favorite Tribe CRs is strictly my opinion, (I do not intend to trigger you) So with that out of the way, Lets do this!!

 

 

NUMBER 8: PATHFINDERS

*Scratches head* Does this look familiar?… Getting past that fact, the Pathfinder’s concept is displayed pretty well here, but It’s at the top of my list cause reasons…

 

NUMBER 7: FLYING SQUID

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I Sporty Boa, am proud to say that I’m a Flying Squid! I’m not so proud to say that our common room needs improvement… I mean, it’s a good concept, but not the one I was particularly expecting, and definitely not as good as the others on this list. (Sadly.)

 

NUMBER 6: BLACK FLAGS

Tbh, I give this tribe’s CR a thumbs up for lots of detail… But personally when I think of the Poptropolis tribe, Black flags, I don’t necessarily think of dead bird skeletons, or gold statues… But that’s just me.

 

NUMBER 5: YELLOW JACKETS

Don’t get me wrong, the Yellowjackets’ Common room is awesome, with it’s buzz- chopper, lasers, city skyline view, oh, and a freaking teleporter! However, I think it’s a bit too much… Before you attack me, just look at the picture above, are you a bit confused? I definitely was.

 

NUMBER 4: NANO BOTS

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Woah, calm down people! In my defense, these last four top picks were very hard for me to decide so bear with me, I absolutely love this room, and of all the tribes, the Nanobots have the most interactive common room. I seriously recommend you check it out for yourself!

 

NUMBER 3: SERAPHIM

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Wow, this common room is just… A masterpiece! So much detail, So much beauty, so much story… (Nice work Poptropica!)

 

NUMBER 2: NIGHTCRAWLERS

If this is your first time seeing the Nightcrawler’s common room, then like me, you mind has been blown. Luminous colors and creatures roam this majestic cavern… Honestly, I’m almost at a loss for words describing this magnificent room, so I’ll leave it up to you to voice your opinion down in the comments! (*sighs and wipes away tear*)

 

 

NUMBER 1: WILDFIRE

Still no words… Except… EPIC.

 

That’s it for my list of favorite Poptropolis tribe common rooms! I hope you enjoyed and will enjoy the rest of your day, I’d like to thank the PHB for the inspiration and pics, as well as Poptrickia for supplying them with most of the images! That’s all from me, this Boa’s gotta bounce!