Good day mates! I’m Sporty Boa, just a Pop- loving kid and a Top 10 enthusiast! Today isn’t a top 10 though, it’s a top 5 post about my all- time favorite Poptropica villain lairs! Mwahaahaa! (#I’mNotEvil #OrAmI? #TotallyNot) You guys voted and I’m here to deliver, plus I got some fun stuff planned on the SBB for this spoopy month so stay tuned! One more thing, the following list is all just my opinion, so don’t get triggered in the comments K? Nice, let’s go!
HONORABLE MENTION: BLACK WIDOW’S WAREHOUSE (Counterfeit Island)
Black Widow is one of Poptropica’s most crafty and smart villains, (Well except for the part where she throws Thousands of dollars worth of priceless art to the floor…) So smart that you don’t even know where her lair is located! You were literally brought there unconscious! But even though Black Widow’s warehouse is spacious and pretty industrial-looking, the other evil lairs on this list are even more striking.
NUMBER 5: THE SEA CHICKEN (skullduggery Island)
Woah, speaking of striking, get a load of that! Captain Crawfish’s portable, Tank-like ship is equipped with everything an evil pirate needs: Multiple cannons, dingy sails, an awesome design, and… Stain glass windows? Man, I wish I had a ship like that… Wait. *Glances at the Phoenix Warbird docked besides him* I do!
NUMBER 4: DR. HARE’S SECRET LAB/LAIR (24 Carrot Island)
Sheesh, I’m finding nothing in these smelly vents except some rats and HOLY-!
Behold the doc’s “Top secret” lair! (Fitting he lives under ground since he’s part rabbit and all…) Barrels of toxic waste, cool! Carrot juice rocket fuel, neato! Giant, rabbit-like space ship? Awesome! Kidnapped, mind controlled, and enslaved kids? Not awesome.
NUMBER 3: B.A.D. CONTROL CENTER (Spy Island)
If I were an evil super villain, (Which I’m not) my evil lair would be alot like Director D’s. This highly booby-trapped, fortified base is an extreme pain zone for inexperienced heroes. (Not including myself, who dodged the lasers unscathed! *Covers laser scar with hand and laughs nervously*) Even once you get in the control center, (Which is really cool looking!) traps await you around every step and turn. Advanced, Secure, and Techy, definitely the lair for me… If I were an evil super villain… Which I’m not.
NUMBER 2: BINARY BARD’S PLANETARY FORTRESS (Astro Knights Island)
A breathtaking medieval fortress. On a planet in SPACE. How did Mordred make this happen?!? The only downside is that we don’t get to see much of the castle’s interior… A flipping CASTLE! What could be a cooler evil lair than a CASTLE?!
NUMBER 1: COUNT BRAM’S CASTLE (Vampire’s Curse Island)
…Another FLIPPING CASTLE! (Sry, I’ll chill with the caps lock… But aren’t castles awesome?!) Sorry Binary Bard, this one takes the cake, It is the literal definition of an evil lair! whether you liked the island or not, you have to admit that this daunting palace is a masterpiece. If you don’t, the Count’s hypnotizing stare will force you to admit it… JK!
Well peeps, that it for my list of Top 5 Favorite Villain Lairs! Hoped you enjoyed and remember to vote for next Thursday’s Top Ten theme tomorrow! (lit alliteration, SB!) Well see you then, this Boa’s gotta bounce! 🙂