My Pet Profile: Rusty the Cat!

Heyo my peeps, It’s Sporty Boa here with another awesome April blog post for you guys!

PETS. (A sub-par poem by SB, enjoy)

The put a smile on my face, and fur on my clothes,

I love them all, but as far as that goes…

There’s a certain pet with a small, pink nose,

He always follows me wherever I go,

His name is Rusty and he’ll always be my bro.

Random Guy: Well that was cheesy,

Me: For once we are at an agreement.

RG: So… What was that for?

Me: I’m making a post about my cat, Rusty!

Rusty: Meow. (Finally.)

Me: Yes you!

You head me right, today I’m basically making a pet portfolio/profile/persona so you guys can get to know more about my furry friends!

RG: So is this going to be an ongoing series you’re doing? *Closes eyes and crosses fingers*

No, I don’t think this’ll be a series on the blog… However, I do have a lot of pets… What do you guys think? should I make a profile for all of my pets, both IRL and in Poptropica? Tell me in the comments!

Now for the spotlight of this post, Rusty!

Rusty: Mew, Mew! (Yes, yes!)

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Name: Rusty

Nickname: None

Age: 5 years old (About 32 in cat years!)

Species: Tabby cat

Gender: Male (Tom)

Color: Burnt orange with brownish stripes

Size: Big. Really Big.

Likes: The outdoors, Scratching trees, Playing with my Bo staff, Danger, High places, Going on adventures, Other cats, and of course, me! (Right??)

Dislikes: Rain, Birds, Bugs, Cucumbers, Super Villains, Strangers, and Random Guy

Favorite food: Fish, any kind

Favorite Pass-time: Staring out the window, Messing with ghost-hunting equipment, siting on my keyboab1ywegvdk b52sas0;2,. 

Favorite toy: A stick with a bright red feather attached to it (Gotta go homemade!)

Anyways, that’s all I got! Anything you want to add Rusty? *Massages fur*

Rusty: Meooow, Purrrr… Meeooow! (My hooman named me after a story book charater… and I sometimes drink from the toilet!)

Well, what he said! I wish you guys an awesome new week and If I somehow can’t get a post out this Wednesday, just know that it’s my birthday! Woo me! Catch you guys later, this Boa’s gotta bounce!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is Random… But We’ve got a Winner!

(If you are new or confused of the point or the rules for my random challenge click here! Now enjoy the post!)

Howdy everyone, Sporty Boa here and um, this is kinda random…

Random Guy: Wow SB, was that another one of your well-crafted and long-thought out puns?

Me: Well somebody’s in a great mood… You know what this post is about don’t you?

RG: Yes, and I’m NOT looking forward to it.

Me: Why not? This contest was intended to be fun… Fun for the participants.

RG: Exactly! I’m afraid of what these “participants” think I look like!

Well let’s just reveal the winner and what she thinks!

Random Guy: She?

Yep! The grand prize winner for the Sporty Boa Blog’s first ever contest is… Drum-roll please! (*Imaginary Drum roll guy starts drumming*) ZIPPY SKY AKA Estherli521!!!

*Shoots confetti everywhere* Whoo! Yay you! Hooray!

RG: *Crosses arms* … So what do I look like?

Me: Jeez RG, getting there!

RG: K then, I won’t celebrate until I know I don’t look like an idiot.

Any who… Our winner, Zippy Sky also owns an awesome blog known as zippy sky’s poptropica fun corner  so hop on over and show it some love!

Random Guy: Can you show me some love and get to the reveal?

Me: Ugh, You’re going to make me start calling you by your actual name!

Hungry Bug: Please don’t! Wait you already did didn’t you.

Me: *Muffles a laugh*

Alright! Now I will soon reveal what Random guy really looks like but first, without further ado, the winning submission:

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Random Guy: Whoa…

Me: Well?

Random Guy: That Shirt… I wore that same shirt in High school!

Me: Oh. Why am I not surprised.

And the moment you’ve all been waiting for… What Random Guy looks like!

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Tada! *Blows your minds*

HB: This is an awful picture of me dude. I should’ve worn that flaming skull shirt.

Me: *Sighs* Hungry Bug will be Hungry Bug.

Now, I’ve already notified Estherli521 via Discord regarding her reward and let’s just say I’m working on it now and it’ll be awesome! I hope you guys enjoyed this little blog post from ya boy, I’ll try to be more active on my blog since (Surprise!) My birthday’s coming up and I’ve got a ton of things planned… For my blog at least. (Still don’t know what I’m going to do for my sweet 16th Rip.) Welp, catch you on the flip-side (whatever that means), Boa out!

P.S. Hungry Bug needs friends! You can add him on Poptropica original using the username: Randomguy3 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spring-y Boa Blog!

Hey my friends, Sporty Boa here to just announce that Spring is here!!! *Kicks Winter out window* Do not question that logic!

“SB, why are you so happy?”

A. I’m always so happy! 😀

B. Spring’s my favorite season

E. Showers, Flowers, and Green stuff!

I. My birthday season!

B. New stuff for the blog!

(Also, I shouldn’t ever teach the alphabet.)

Did you get that last part? I’ve an awesome new header, awesome new logo, and awesome new hair?? Oh yeah, you guys like the new look? Shout-out to the nameless barber on home island!

The final new thing of the Sporty Boa Blog are the posts, expect some pretty cool posts in the future and stay updated! Catch you later, This Boa’s gotta spring!

 

 

 

 

Top 5 Most Powerful Poptropica Villains!

Salutations, to Poptropicans around the nations! It’s me, SB and as you can see… I’m done rhyming. Happy Thursday to all, I’m super psyched to jump into this list but first just a few announcements:

Participate in my Random Guy Challenge! It’s my very first time hosting a contest here on the SBB and anyone’s free to join in! I won’t bore you with the deets cause they’re all packed into this blog post: The Random Guy Challenge! (SBB’s First Contest) so if you’re interested, don’t hesitate! The deadline is this Sunday. Also…

The Odyssey is open to All! Yep, you read it right, Poptropica’s latest island, Greek Sea Odyssey is open to all players! Go check it out, I certainly will!

Important Notice: The following countdown list is completely my opinion. If you agree or disagree with my choices, you can tell me in the comments, even providing your own version of my list!

So… Let us find out who the most powerful Pop Villains are!

 

 

HONORABLE MENTION #1: E.VILLE (Legendary Swords)

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Located on a far away planet within the Legendary Sword Mini-quest, an new e.ville rises to power (I had to with the puns! XP). In my all-time favorite Poptropica mini-quest, we are introduced to a vast, powerful army of evil robots planning to take over infiltrate and conquer Poptropica. They appear to be ruled over by a robot named E.ville, and after battling through his artillery first hand, you realize: This guy is no joke.

 

 

HONORABLE MENTION #2: CAPTAIN CRAWFISH (Skullduggery Island)

You should all know his name. The most feared pirate in Poptropica, Captain Crawfish and his crew were the most powerful people on the Seven Seas… Of course, until your Poptropican defeated and then stranded them on an island. :l

 

 

NUMBER 5: BETTY JETTY (Super Power Island)

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Without a doubt the most formidable of the escaped and powered-up villains, Betty Jetty can fly while shooting powerful blasts of green energy that literally could knock you out of the sky. *Has flashbacks of boss battle* Very powerful, very painful… Energy blasts. *Shivers*

 

 

NUMBER 4: OMEGON (Poptropicon Island)

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Holy Cow, what can I say about this guy? Maybe I can just show you this picture of him:

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“Why isn’t he No. 1 SB? He captured all the Aveng- I mean, heroes and it took all their powers to defeat him!”

Great points fellow reader, but in my opinion, his evil reign was too short. For me it was kinda like: O, Meh, Gone.

 

 

NUMBER 3: DR. HARE (24 Carrot Island)

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The Hare makes the top 3! I mean, world domination, ultimate power, and all the carrots were right at his fingertips… But because of your heroics, he wasn’t able to hold on. Maybe next time Doc.

 

 

NUMBER 2: BINARY BARD (Astro Knights Island)

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It was so close between him and #1! Binary Bard is an amazing, in-depth, and powerful villainous ruler/ inventor and what separates the gap between him and E.Ville is the fact that E.Ville conquered a planet while Mordred had a PART OF THE UNIVERSE under his control! Not to mention a wave of ultra-powered cyborg bosses, and the Bard’s giant mech he battles you and Merlin with in the finale. Binary Bard has earned this spot!

 

 

NUMBER 1: ZEUS (Mythology Island)

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I didn’t have to think twice. (Wait, actually I did.) Zeus, the ruler of the Greek Gods and incredibly powerful god of lightning. You have to give everything you got along with the help of other Mythical Greek legends to help you defeat him. And even when you do… He will come back. He’s ZEUS for goodness sake!

 

Well, I hope you enjoyed this list as much as I did writing it! Continue to be awesome and I’ll catch you later, Boa out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Random Guy Challenge! (SBB’s First Contest)

Greetings folks! SB here to direct your attention to my friend roommate, Hungry Bug!

HB: I preferred it when you called me “Random Guy”…

Welp if you’re new or have no idea who Hungry Bug (AKA Random Guy) is, He’s that guy who usually pops outta nowhere to roast me in some of my posts. If you look back at my old blog posts you’ll probably be able to find cringe and Random Guy won’t be far either. Plus he also recently Took over my blog so he’s not the most awesome roommate on the planet… Now where were we? Right, directing our eyes and attention to that good ol’ fellow!

Random Guy: *Stands awkwardly* Um… They can’t actually see me dude.

Sporty Boa: Oh riiiight… *Smirks*

RG: Oh no, you have your “idea” face on…

SB: Yes sir!

 

CONTEST TIME!

What do you think Random Guy looks like??

I’m excited to announce that the Sporty Boa Blog is hosting its very own contest! (The community hasn’t had one in a while) I call it the “Random Guy Challenge” and here are the rules!

Random Guy: This is an awful idea.

 

RULES:

1)It’s simple, since I already know what Random Guy looks like, I’ll provide 3 clues to give you something to start with. Then it’ll be up to you guys to either draw or customize in Poptropica (Worlds or Original) his perfect look!

2) You can send me as much submissions as you please, as long as they’re not inappropriate

3) You can send them to ya boi via discord, twitter or even the comment section (Just post the link!)

4) The deadline will be next Sunday, March 18 @Midnight

5) The 1st place prize will be revealed at the end of this post (The others are tba)

6) That’s pretty much it,  if you have any questions cast them below in the comments!

Random Guy: I’ve got a question.

Sporty Boa: Okay, whatcha got?

Random Guy: *Crosses arms* What are these “clues” about my appearance? They better not be something dumb like, “He looks like an idiot” or something.

SB: Heck no! But to answer your (and probably everyone’s) question, her are your clues!

RG: Here we go…

 

CLUES:

  1. Random Guy’s skin color is a light grey
  2. He always wears a hat
  3. Favorite color is Dark Gray

About a week from now, I’ll show off your designs here on the blog and reveal RG’s real appearance! The one concept with the closest resemblance to my design wins and will receive the prize of a guest post or a drawing by me! 

And there you go! No get out there and customize/draw/create the ultimate Random Guy! This Boa’s gotta bounce, Peace!

 

 

 

Hiatus Over! And… You’ve Got to Sea This

Sup dudes and dudettes, Sporty Boa finally here to deliver a blog post to you guys!

 

HIATUS OVER

Yeah, I took a little break from blogging. Not because I was bored or lazy, but because things have been pretty busy for us, (FF and I) Traveling, school work, personal stuff… Yeah, so I’ve been booked.

Random Guy: *Holds list of excuses* So you won’t be needing this?

Sporty Boa: Yeah no.

But now I’m back to blogging! And perfect timing too because…

 

POPTROPICA IS RELEASING A NEW ISLAND!

(Zeus looks freaking amazing! Shout-out to the PHB for the image!)

To be precise, the island is called: Greek Sea Odyssey and I’m incredibly hyped for it! “The Odyssey” Is my favorite Greek mythological story and I’m very interested to see how Poptropica has incorporated that story into this new island, so can’t wait!

 

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

I’ve got a lot of cool new ideas and plans for this blogs future. As I mentioned in my blogiversary post, this year is going to be epic on the Sporty Boa Blog! Well all that’s left to say is to stay updated for new posts and have a great weekend, Boa out!

 

Happy Sporty Boa Blogiversary!!!

How’s it going Poptropicans? Sporty Boa here and happy to announce… TODAY’S MY 1-YEAR BLOGIVERSARY!!! I guess the New Year has official begun on the SBB… This is crazy!

 

ONE YEAR AGO

Honestly, it’s felt more like a hundred years! I don’t think you’ll understand how excited I’ve been for this day. Over a year ago, I had just remembered Poptropica. The game I’d spend hours playing and watching my siblings play, The game I’d talk and read about constantly, the game that has brought a new light upon my life… A new happiness.

 

ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

… You know what? Enough about me. I wouldn’t be where I am without you, and I dead serious.

My brother, Fierce Flyer reminded me about Poptropica, He inspired me to blog, and he is the reason why I’m here. Hopefully I don’t offend any of you for saying this, but Fierce is the one I’d like to thank the most. He held opened the doors for me as I entered the Pop community for the first time, unaware of the amazing things we’d accomplish once there. My respect and gratitude goes to you Fierce Flyer, Thanks.

FF may have opened the doors, but he wasn’t the only one there to greet me. I’ll never forget the fellow community members who supported me and my up-and-coming blog; Purple Claw, Smart Flame, Lucky Wing, Tallmeloniscool, ShayShayGamer, Bendy Flyer, Friendly Whale, AlexaHalfSiren, G-hopper, and Slanted Fish,  just to name a few. Each and every person who took the time to read at least one blog posts deserves some recognition in my book, so thanks to you all!

 

WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?

There is a lot more to say, Segment title! I just don’t think this blog post can contain it all… I’ll just end this post about the past in a few words about the future: It’s going to be awesome!

Well congrats to the Sporty Boa Blog for 1 year of awesome, fun, Sporty Boa-ness, and more to come! Remember, Great experiences make great stories. Stay amazing guys, this Boa’s gotta bounce!

Sporty BOA2

 

 

I’m Back and Random Guy Explains What Happened

“-And I’m making the post right now so you can explain!”

Oh hey guys! SB is back on the blog for good this time. *Casts Random Guy a quick glare* If you’re not aware of what I mean or what’s going on, It’s best if you read this blog post first: Random Guy Takes Over Blog! *Takes deep breath* Okay, to answer your question of, “Where’s SB?” I’ve been…. Sort of…

(Dun, Dun, DUN!)

ON VACATION

(Imaginary Drum Guy: “Oh…”

Sporty Boa: “What’d you think, Random Guy held me hostage?”

IDG: *Shrugs*)

I left to visit my family around Poptropica. Celebrated my older sister, Happy Sky’s birthday on Pelican Rock Island (Don’t Ask), then flew over to Counterfeit to congratulate my bro on becoming an author for the Poptropica Help Blog, you guys understand right? I just never expected my blog to be hijacked by Random Guy of all people!

 

CARE TO EXPLAIN, RG? 

Random Guy: Jeez, who knew bold and all caps lettering could be so intimidating!

Sporty Boa: Get to the point; Why did you do this?

RG: Okay, here’s what happened: 

Sporty left a few nights ago and precisely told me to, “Take care of the place… And DON’T forget to feed the cats!” before shutting the doors behind him. (Btw if you’re wondering why I was at SB’s house in the first place, it’s because we’re kinda roommates… I know, terrible right?) So I, being the kind-hearted person I am, did exactly what he said, I took out the garbage, fed pesky Rusty & What’s-her-name, and even did my own dishes! So YOUR WELCOME SB.

SB: *Crosses arms* My blog tho.

RG: Getting there! 

So about a few hours after the kid left, my keen and very observant eyes caught something sitting on Sporty’s ‘blogging desk’, it was Rusty. I shooed him away and there before me was Sporty Boa’s laptop! Which he forgot.

SB: Heh, *Scratches back of head* That’s why my bag felt so light… My bad.

RG: Yep, Pretty much all your fault.

SB: Whoa hold on, Me accidentally leaving my laptop here didn’t mean for you to hop on my blog, change up my profile, and start posting whatever you wish!

RG: Ugh… Fine, I ap- apolo- *Coughs* Apologize. It won’t happen again… *Grumbles*

SB: Heck yeah it won’t. 

I myself would like to apologize to you, the viewers, for all this. It wasn’t my intention but here we are. At least now you guys know the story, and things can officially go back to normal! As for Random Guy… Why do we even call him that?

Random Guy: Don’t do it, SB.

Sporty Boa: His real name is actually

Random Guy: I swear if you…

SB: … Hungry-

RG: Quit it!!

SB: *Smirks* Bug. Hungry Bug, Hungry Bug, Hungry Bug! 

HB: *Covers face with hands and groans* I really don’t like you.

Sporty Boa: Welp, that’s what you get!

Well hope you enjoyed this blog post, continue to be awesome and I’ll see ya around! Boa… And Bug, out!

 

Random Guy: Oh by the way, Dr. Hare is coming here with a Death Ray.

SB: WHAT?!

 

 

Top 10 of my Least Favorite SBB posts

Hi everyone and happy Thursday! It’s Sporty Boa here with another one of my ever-so-special, Top 10 thingies! … Aggh, even trying to act like SB for one-and-a-fourth lines is excruciating. Anyways, Random Guy here -_- And if for some reason you don’t know why, then get with the program.

My first day as owner of this blog has been quite… interesting. Lets just say I’ve already angered a floss of cotton candy, and learned some weird robot language. But stepping out the comment section for a bit, This blog itself is kinda interesting, I don’t exactly hate it but I don’t love it either so I comprised a list of my favorite and least favorite blog posts from the Boa. Message to haters: Just my very honest opinion here, relax and enj- actually just relax 😉

 

 

NUMBER 5 LEAST FAVORITE: TOP 5 MOST HELPFUL POPTROPICANS (NPC)

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I mean jeez, aren’t I helpful? I state the obvious, give him my personal advice AND take care of his blog! I’m offended by this.

 

 

NUMBER 5 FAVORITE: Top Ten Thursdays: The Honorable Mention

I was going to make this the honorable mention but, whatever. If you don’t already know, one of the few things I like about Sporty Boa’s Blog is his Top 10 Thursdays posts, and when he released this one in particular, I was just a teeny, tiny bit… Happy.

 

 

NUMBER 4 LEAST FAVORITE: I’m Sick…

I didn’t even bother with this post, OK YOU’RE SICK WE GET IT.

 

 

NUMBER 4 FAVORITE: How I Almost Died for a Poppies outfit (The Complete Trilogy)

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This post takes the fourth spot for actually making me laugh. (Crazy right?) It was so ridiculously hilarious I had to do it. Half the stuff in that haunted house wasn’t even scary, it was just the fact SB went through all that for a freaking costume! He never ceases to amaze me.

 

 

NUMBER 3 LEAST FAVORITE: Livin’ the Membership Life! (For the First Time)

*Sarcasm* Yaaaay! You received a membership, don’t do on and brag about it bro.

 

 

NUMBER 3 FAVORITE: The Legends Behind my Logo…

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^ That was my face clicking onto this post for the first time ^ Surprisingly though, this post was clear and made sense. Not that we all were dying to know the story behind the SBB’s logo, this is what my logo would look like:

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Perfection.

 

 

NUMBER 2 LEAST FAVORITE: Voting, Partying, and Space Traveling!

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(The art actually is pretty good)

Here we have a blog post full of false claims: “You guys, vote for the themes from now on!” FALSE. “I’m finally going to beat Astro Knights Island!” FALSE. “I’m throwing a party for no reason!” FALSE… Not that I actually wanted to be invited to a party by SB, but still you get my point?

 

 

NUMBER 2 FAVORITE: The Truth About Sharks!! (Ft. Shark Boy)

Sure he didn’t have to dress-up as a shark to make his point, but this is still a very well-done post from the kid. I know how much he loves animals and how stoked he was for Shark Week, but I didn’t expect for him to straight-up drop some knowledge on us. I’ll give you props on that, Sporty Boa.

And now for my least favorite blog post(s) on this blog!

 

 

 

NUMBER 1 LEAST FAVORITE: Views/Hits Celebration Posts

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*Long Sigh* I really don’t like these… I personally voiced out in a few of these posts and repeatedly tried to convince Sporty not to do this, but he just happily replied, “I gotta thank the fans RG!” In his annoying “I’m excited!” voice. Speaking of “The Fans”, One of them actually replied to my natural input within SB’s 200 Views On The SBB! post WITH THIS:

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That explains why one day Sporty Boa blurted: “From Lucky!” before WHACKING me in the FACE with a sofa cushion! My poor face… My poor, beautiful face.

 

 

NUMBER 1 FAVORITE: Every Single Countdown Post in the History of Ever… So far!

Yes a post I was actually dreaming of SB to make! (Did I say that out loud?) A list of every single Top 10, 5, and 3 post he’s made, so I can read them over and ov- I mean, good idea and good post!

 

Phew, that’s it for your favorite random guy, finally achieved my goal of posting a Top 10 here on the SBB! Sure it took some drastic measures but hope you enjoyed, This Random Guy’s gotta… Whatever.

 

 

 

Random Guy Takes Over Blog!

Hey people, it’s Random Guy. You might know me for occasionally popping into posts on the Sporty Boa Blog and giving my (usually not-so-nice) feedback to some of his comments or jokes, but today I decided to change things up a bit… Don’t know what I mean? Heh, lets just say I got a hold of SB’s laptop and will be taking care the Boa’s beloved blog from now on! … Or at least until he’s gotten over his cold.

On the bright-side, I’ll be making loads of quality posts that Sporty never could’ve provided, so in the meantime… RG out.